PLAYER CHARACTERS
NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS
  • "Minnesota" Mississippi

    "Minnesota" Mississippi

    “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.” – Mark Twain
     
  • "Smiling" Jack

    "Smiling" Jack

    "There's a sucker born every minute." - P.T. Barnum
     
  • Mr. H. Chord

    Mr. H. Chord

    "Hell is full of musical amateurs." - George Bernard Shaw.
     
  • Mr. Phil

    Mr. Phil

    "You always follow the money... even off a cliff. You can buy new bones." - Sal